Things I would like to get paid to do this summer

thesupere:

Read
Sleep
Make friendship bracelets
Blog
Drive around
Sing to the one hit wonders from the last thirty years
Make the crafts I see on pinterest
Jaywalk
Play sporcle
Make puns
Go hiking
Watch fireworks

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thesupere: a lot DID happen in a year.

thesupere:

a lot DID happen in a year.

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retrogasm: Marilyn Monroe

retrogasm:

Marilyn Monroe

suicideblonde: Today would have been Marilyn Monroe’s 86th birthday.

suicideblonde:

Today would have been Marilyn Monroe’s 86th birthday.

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  • 1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
  • 1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
  • 1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
  • 2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
  • EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS

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thesupere: ohmygoodness

thesupere:

ohmygoodness

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when you go to the life sports center

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